Probably a bull snake

My parents have a new neighbor.

Looks a lot like the bull snake at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_snake
-Dr. S

Wedding Cake Incident: Spooge, Blood, and Chunky Yellow Mucus

From such innocent beginnings,

Such a blight on the face of all things culinary.

-Dr. "Swedish Chef and Co." Science

A livingroom on Magazine Street

I categorically dislike flashes.

The Doctors Aaron, and the weird warm-colored party

-Dr. S

Happy Party, and Happy Birthday, Mina

Luckily, no musical recordings were made this night. But this was the acoustic jam party:

Oh, there you are

Swingset Tricycle: Phase One

See? It's a big tricycle,and you sit in a swing on it, and swinging pushes the pedals.

It's hard to find good help these days. They were all out of creepy-voiced hunchbacks, but this tall Swiss girl really wanted the part. What the hell, y'know?

Stably and firmly holds the bicycle: check.

The seat hangs at a decent height, and there seems to be room for pretty good swinging.

Aw, but the turning radius is about a mile. Crap.

Well, a little redesign now that the basic idea is realized and looks doable.
-Dr. Science